she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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