You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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