I'm really into asian looking animals
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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