summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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