it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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