Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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