Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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