Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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