Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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