I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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