using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
