Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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