i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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