That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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