the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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