WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I had to cum in my sink.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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