I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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