So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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