its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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