i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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