So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
vagina is talking i cant
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Alive.
So much puke
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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