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(720): View more from Colorado

Where are you?

(720): View more from Colorado

In a non slutty way

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(541): View more from Oregon

I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night

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(509): View more from Washington

she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.

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(+44): View more from England

What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?

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(631): View more from New York

Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"

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(+61): View more from Australia

My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year

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(705): View more from Ontario

I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"

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