he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize