I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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