just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
her vagine was all disorganized.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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