Will you blow on my dice?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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