at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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