I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please, let me fuck your mom
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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