So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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