Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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