help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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