I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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