it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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