ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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