Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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