im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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