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Pappa wants mamma naked

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(847): Pappa wants mamma naked http://tfl.nu/uc4c

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.

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Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.

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(724): If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground. (724): Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday. http://tfl.nu/bc8e

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(510): View more from California

you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.

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(510): you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks. http://tfl.nu/dlzp

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(517): View more from Michigan

Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.

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(517): Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%. http://tfl.nu/8x9e

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(480): View more from Arizona

omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.

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(480): omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house. http://tfl.nu/91p3

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(989): View more from Michigan

Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.

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(989): Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me. http://tfl.nu/zahg

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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(816): I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool. http://tfl.nu/0qcg

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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?

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yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?

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(219): about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town? (219): yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes? http://tfl.nu/jl45

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(229): View more from Georgia

As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.

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(229): As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win. http://tfl.nu/omjw

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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.

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(229): I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight. http://tfl.nu/cauv

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(830): View more from Texas

Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?

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(830): Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas? http://tfl.nu/xrcg

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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.

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(803): We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young. http://tfl.nu/kv9f

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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(314): Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge. http://tfl.nu/n4av

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(904): View more from Florida

show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened

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(904): show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened http://tfl.nu/zata

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(231): View more from Michigan

was I really that bad?

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you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage

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(231): was I really that bad? (616): you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage http://tfl.nu/4ubm

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