CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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