Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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