you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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