stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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