she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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