i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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