so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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