it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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