so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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