She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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