Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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