im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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