i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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