I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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