singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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