i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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