I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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