Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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