i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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