i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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