Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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